PLEASE DISREGARD ANYTHING SAID OVER THESE PAST FEW DAYS!

Requesting a temporary relief of patrolling duties to deal with the curse's side effects, please.

It is my understanding that certain... events occurred the other day that may or may not have had something to do with the president have had a negative effect on the populace as a whole and my ability to stand within five feet of the president without worrying about being touched in ways that were covered in the sexual harassment seminar we ( Read more... )